Classifieds

FOR SALE
MOVING SALE. Everything must go! Cob holders, apron, resown boxers, tweezers (nice), wheelchair w/missing handle (easy fix!), cassettes, batteries, ‘80’s boombox (antique?), bus pass, unused medications, more! 1635 3rd St. Sat. Doors open at 8!
ESTATE SALE: One day only! ‘70’s TV Guides, antler ottoman, smokeless ashtray, Masonic sunglasses, pre-recall Aqua Dots, collander. Sat. 4435 Humbert. Behind Paps!
AUTO PARTS SALE: ’89 Nissan carb and distrib cap, CD player light pry marks (sorry), hood ornament for ’90 Seville, dozens of hubcaps. Stan: 919-2390 no am calls
SALE: License tabs. Good ‘till June! 909-8877 Lv message.
WANTED
DENTAL FLOSS – Used okay. For science fair project. Gunther 919-3145
GULF WAR MEMORABILIA – Vaccination records, gas masks, nerve gas pills, Kuwaiti map (pre-‘92), smart bomb manuals. Top dollar! Pip 919-1666
BABYSITTER – Weekends, weekdays, eves, mornings, afternoons? Make easy cash watching autistic, ADD, OCD, PTSD 12 yr old. Exp w/panic attacks useful. 202-919-8411 lv msg
VOLUNTEER – Put your spare time to use at The Dump.
SERVICES
STUMP PAINTING: Why pay for removal? Low hourly rates. 919-8612
FLAG PRESSING: Old Glory look like a bar rag? Free quote. Hortense: 919-3222
MAILBOX REMOVAL: Foreclosure? Repo? Don’t leave anything behind! 919-4981
MR. FIXIT: Certified duct taper. Plumbing, electrical, windows. Eves before 7. 919-2009
PERSONALS
MSNBC SEEKS ICBM: For story about home grown terrorists. You build it, we will come
WHERE IS MR BROWN? Looking for 40-ish Mr Brown of friday after work. Was that your son? Bring him along. “Ruby” PO Box 871
HELLO MEN: My sister is looking for man who PAY attention to a lady. Must be GENEROUS. Age and car no prob long as you CASH my meaning. Ask in Beantown for “Joe”
RUB ME: As in Rub Me The Wrong Way. BSBBW will role play all anger/sex situations. You must be real angry or don’t waste my time.PO Box 87
SWF seeks SWM: for fun, fitness sessions (romance?). Must have car, job. No Mexicans, “Ditchers,” ADRD types. – “Mitzy” (not real name) Bugle Personals, P.O. Box 799, Flubug
SFDRM seeks SFDBF: for GS, FF, possible relationship. Discretion assured. 919-3881
“Country Girl” 38-28-40 loves spelunking, cow hopping, sparrow at Moxies. LTR with approved credit/background check. No eastsiders. “Clarabelle” 919-7291
I WANT CANDY: BBW mid 20’s looking for a guy with a sweet tooth and that means me too. P O Box 106
OUR EYES MET: I was on a barstool in the Siesta Room last Boys-To-Men Nite at the Nafta Inn. You: tall, blonde, delicious. Me: 5’3, leash, “All in” tat over left eye. Let’s chat. 919-4338
PLUS GAL SEEKS RCMP: Uniform preferred. PO Box 74
MTF SEEKS DOM BREWMEISTER: cute tranny seeks Bavarian for over-the-knee “leder hosin’.” Can travel for right guy. “Adolpha” PO Box 33
MUSICIAN’S BILLBOARD
ADRD SEEKS BASS: Local Rock Gods are looking for a replacement for Snitch. Must love the life. D/D free types don’t bother. Leave message at the Ditch.
PLEASE GWEN: let Annie Greensprings sing at the open mike. She is not good but she needs a place to go and she is my friend from school. Boone
PA FOR RENT: Ned Coulter has a PA for rent in Flubug. Both speakers work. No percent of door please. Call Ned FL 2 0017
SHEET MUSIC SALE: Many complete sets or with covers. Saturday at Art’s Art,31 Main Street, 10 AM til ??
RUSTY THROMBONE: You know you are. How about Saturday, same place.
BUY A GOOD RADIO AT YEE”S
SAW LESSONS: From Tim of the CDC boys. I know new songs too. Tim FL 1 0212
STYLIST FOR HIRE: Let May the Rocker make your band look great on stage. Costumes, make up, and non disposable camera. Also talented singer/songwriter. Have car. Call FL 2 2143
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