Activists Disrupt Dooley Autopsy

The autopsy of Derbish “Dooley” Peckinpah, pop icon and former bass player for the self-described psychobilly outfit, Dr. Longsleeves, was interrupted this afternoon when members of a radical women’s anti-vivesectionist group called Condition Lavender broke into the coroner’s office and demanded his body. The women, waving banners that read, “Autopsy is Murder” and “Keep Your Calipers Off My Body,” cited the rock star’s history of comatose behavior and read a laundry list of unrelated demands before being dragged from the premise.