Suspicious Mail Alert

And now it’s time for a Public Service Announcement from the Flubug Postal Service. Postmaster, Jerry Zambisky would like to remind each and every one of you that it’s up to us to be “on our toes” in the war against terror. If you or someone you know receive a suspicious letter or package in the mail, be prepared! Print this handy Suspicious Package Guide from the FPS, hang it on your wall or refrigerator and “stay alert!”

Suspicious Mail Podcast

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3 thoughts on “Suspicious Mail Alert

  1. The dern thang yall no I wesh I wold have not sen this postin be for. I got them thar mail and it was white powdar. I opened the dern thing and called the sheriff to come take a look. Turns out out was that cocain I ordered.

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