This week’s photo of the week was submitted by Nairobi Jenkins and shows Westmoreland “Westy” Faydz, Beseech Academy Student Council President, exulting upon learning of his exoneration by the Faculty Board of Tyrants of all charges stemming from an alleged hazing incident during graduation week. Faydz was accused of waterboarding a minority student in excess of 237 times. He defended his behavior to the Board by claiming he was performing “important field research.”
Westy is a senior majoring in Interdiction and Crop Dusting and has secured a position with the Sudanese pharmacutical giant AireRaide. He is the eldest son of KRAK radio host Hope Faydz, though he’s quick to point out that he doesn’t share his mom’s dreary liberalism.
Hope Faydz’s blog may be read here.