Carlton Dickwadd, Jr.

Carlton is the renegade son of the infamous CEO, Carlton Dickwadd, who boasts among his holdings the Dem Bones restaurant chain which lines the Nafta Superhighway.

Yet unlike his father, young Carlton is often in trouble. He narrowly missed prosecution for shooting his mother, ran down eight people at a bus stop and severely injured a child when he lobbed a golf ball onto the J.J. Dynomite elementary school playground. His girlfriend, 16 year-old Atlantis June Butler, is the only daughter of Layden “Ben” Butler. She’s currently being treated for methamphetamine poisoning.

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